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- American Dreamz - "That's dreamz with a z!" Pretty hilarious satire of both "American Idol" and our current presidental administration. Stars Hugh Grant in the self-absorbed host/judge/Simon Cowell role, Mandy Moore as a contestant who will do anything to win, and Dennis Quaid as George W.. I mean the generic stupid president role.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (4/22/06)
- The Aviator - This may be the film that finally wins Martin Scorsese his Best Director Oscar®. This movie is soooooo much better than the last Scorsese/Leonardo DiCaprio film (Gangs of New York) that I can hardly contain myself. I went to see this movie for one reason -- so I could check it off the list of Award Nominees I felt I needed to see in order to accurately fill out my ballot in the Oscar Party Pool. And the fact that it was three hours long scared me, because Gangs of New York was about three hours long too... but felt like 12.
I had no reason to worry. This film is extremely interesting and the acting is superb!
As someone who has often exited at Howard Hughes Parkway off the 405, I knew little about the man before seeing this film, which focuses on the first half of his adulthood. Hughes (DiCaprio) was a billionaire with two passions - film and aviation. The movie starts with the making of his film, Hell's Angels ("the first multi-million-dollar motion picture") and continues through his trials and tribulations with aviation -- building new planes, breaking speed records, testifying before crooked congressman about federal aviation legislation. The movie also shows his relationships with Hollywood starlets like Katherine Hepburn (played fabulously by Cate Blanchett) and slowly introduces the audience to Hughes' mental issues with hypocondria and OCD. Leo was pretty amazing -- the Best Actor race will be tough to call. And the supporting cast -- John C. Reilly, Alec Baldwin, Alan Alda, Kate Beckinsdale -- was also first rate.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (1/3/05)
- Batman Begins - Anyone who knows me knows that the best 10 minutes of my life came about thanks to the super-lame "Batman & Robin" flick of 1997. Yes, the movie was super-camp and was credited with "killing the franchise," but I got to interview George Clooney about it in person at a distance of a mere 2-3 feet, so it will always hold a special place in my heart, no matter how crappy it was.
So I was a little nervous about this new, darker Batman. If it was a success, then George's flick would look that much worse (although George himself will never look bad, much less worse ;) He'll always be the hottest Batman. But, after seeing "Batman Begins," I have to say that Christian Bale is a very close second. (What's up with all the italics in this review already? I digress...)
This film goes back to the beginning of young Bruce Wayne's story and explains everything you ever wondered about in the story. How'd they come up with that suit? Where'd they find a Batcave? Who invented all those cool gadgets? And why'd he name himself "Batman"? All those questions and more are answered... in a very plausable way. Even the villians -- treated as true comic-al characters in the four previous films -- have a realistic place in the dark world of this film.
The cast -- with the exception of the over-exposed-soon-to-be-Mrs. Cruise, whose role could have been played by anyone -- is excellent. The aforementioned Christian Bale is probably the best overall Batman yet. And his supporting cast is top-notch: Liam Neeson as his "mentor" Ducard; Michael Caine as Alfred; and the always awesome Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox, an employee of Wayne Enterprises. Together with Director Christopher Nolan (remember the excellent "Memento"?), they craft what is the best action flick of 2005 thus far. Go see it. You won't be disappointed!
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (6/18/05)
- Bewitched - I went into this one with no expectations whatsoever. The plot -- a movie about remaking the TV show -- seemed odd, and Will Ferrell bugs me (possibly even more than Ben Stiller). But I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised. It's not the best movie Nicole Kidman or Nora Ephron have ever made, but it's not a waste of a Saturday afternoon either. It's cute. That's the best way to describe it. Will plays a washed up movie actor forced to do TV and Nicole plays a real witch trying to be normal... by ending up as an actress after Will spots her wiggling her nose like Elizabeth Montgomery used to. Comedy and romance ensue. And you can probably guess the rest...
Kurlz.com Rating: Don't waste your time (6/25/05)
- The Bourne Supremacy -- I never saw "The Bourne Identity" in theaters.. I think I finally saw it in a hotel in Vegas after it was already on DVD. But I loved it, and always wished I'd made it to the theaters to see that cool mini-Cooper chase on the big screen. So I was really excited to see this sequel - even if it took me three or four weeks post-premiere to get to the theater (I've been kinda busy with other things, okay!) Luckily, after all that, it did not disappoint.
Matt Damon is, I think, one of the most unlikely action heroes ever. But he's so perfect as Jason Bourne, who in this edition comes out of hiding to clear his name. The film is well-written and full of suspense, unlike most crappy action films lately (see Van Helsing review below). And the car chase in this film through the streets of Moscow -- filmed with hand-held cameras that make you feel like you're right there in the passenger seat -- is one of the best ever!
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (8/10/04)
- Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason - Cute but not at great as the first... I guess 'cause she already got the guy in that one. Now all she can do is screw it up, end up in a women's prison in Thailand (Huh?!?), then get the guy back. Hugh Grant and Colin Firth are both cute and you'll love their fight scene that ends up in a fountain. But other than that, it's nothing spectacular. In fact, some parts -- like Bridget's vision of her gravestone, reading "Bridget Jones - Spinster" -- sent chills up my single, 30-something-ish spine ;)
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (11/29/04)
- Brokeback Mountain - I really had no idea what to expect when I walked into this film. Many people had said, "Oh it's so good," but no one really said why. Well, now I know. It isn't just a "gay cowboy movie" as it's been casually described. It's a story of a deep forbidden love... one that focuses intently on its two main characters (Heath Ledger's Ennis and Jake Gyllenhaal's Jack) and the pain they experience being both together and apart. In Wyoming in the '60s and '70s (or '80s or '90s... remember Matthew Shepard), the idea of a gay couple being out was/is unheard of. So the only time Ennis and Jack can be together is up on Brokeback Mountain, where they first met in their late teens as sheepherders, and where they return infrequently on "fishing trips." It is that lack of togetherness, and the need to hide in society by marrying and having kids, that makes this such a sad story. They must deny their love for each other because of the ongoing ignorance and hatred that exists in this world towards those that are different... one that Ennis was made vividly aware of as a child. The acting in the film is superb, and the cinematography is beautiful. See it and you'll see why it's a definite frontrunner for Oscar®.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (12/27/05)
- Cinderella Man - Director Ron Howard always makes good movies, and this is no exception. Russell Crowe stars as real-life Depression-era boxer James J. Braddock. The movie starts prior to the Depression when Braddock was a hot up-and-comer, winning fights and making money. Flash-forward a few years to when he's lost all his money in the stock market crash and can hardly get a fight, much less win one. His boxing license is revoked and he, his wife (Renée Zellweger) and three kids end up living in a one-room apartment with no heat or electricity. To keep his family together, Braddock tries to get work on the docks and eventually gets the chance for one last fight... because no one else would take it on short notice. That one fight spirals into the comeback of a lifetime, as Braddock becomes a hero, bringing hope back to a nation that had lost it.
The acting in the film (if you're able to ignore Renée's annoying squintty eye thing) is excellent. Russell once again loses himself in his character, making you feel every joy and disappointment right with him. Paul Giamatti is perfect as his boxing manager. And Renée (other than the eye thing) is a great Mae, giving her strength, making you feel her anxiousness over being married to a boxer, and showing her love for her kids above all else. Together, the cast and crew transport you to another era and make you laugh, cry, grimace and cheer as this historic tale plays out.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (6/8/05)
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - I always loved the Roald Dahl book and the original movie with Gene Wilder. But I love the originality and bizarreness that is born when you put Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie even more. This film is a visual stunner, fun, wacky and heartwarming. Freddie Highmore (Peter, from Finding Neverland) stars as Charlie Bucket, a boy who is poor by monetary standards, but rich where it counts. As he did in "Neverland," little Freddie will melt your heart. Depp, his "Neverland" co-star who recommended him for this film, is also amazing as usual. Playing Willy Wonka as a recluse wronged by those he loved and trusted, Depp once again crafts a character no one else could. Johnny, as Wonka would say, "You're weird." But that's why we love you. You'll also love the Oompa Loompa musical numbers, most written by Danny Elfman and performed by one man (Deep Roy), who was then duplicated to create a whole tribe of little Wonka workers.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (7/22/05)
- Closer - Set in contemporary London and directed by Mike Nichols, this is the story of four strangers, who all meet by chance, fall in love and betray each other. Jude Law plays Dan, who meets Alice (Natalie Portman) as their eyes meet on a crowded street and she proceeds to get hit by a taxi. She's not seriously injured and they end up falling in love. Dan, an obituaries writer, ends up writing a novel loosely based on her life. He goes to have his photo taken for the book jacket by Anna Coleman (Julia Roberts) and the betrayal begins, with Larry (Clive Owen) entering the picture as the victim of one of Dan's pranks. The acting in this film is superb. But the story is often so intense that it's painful to watch, leaving the audience so still you could hear a pin drop in the theater. There is really nothing redeeming or good about any of these people. Yet, like an accident, you can't stop watching.
Kurlz.com Rating: Wait for it on cable (12/22/04)
- Connie and Carla - A movie so not worth seeing, I'm not even going to link to it. This is one of those movies with all the semi-funny parts in the trailer, then an extra 1.5 hours of pain in the actual movie. Sad, predictable, but the showtunes were at least in tune.
Kurlz.com Rating: Don't waste your time
- Crash - This is definitely the best film of 2005 thus far. It's intense...sad...heroic... frightening...uplifting...powerful...eye-opening...intelligent...breathtaking...brilliant. Cast with the perfect group of outstanding actors (Don Cheadle, Brendan Fraser, Matt Dillon, Sandra Bullock, Thandie Newton, Ryan Phillippe, Jennifer Esposito, Terrence Howard, Larenz Tate, Ludacris), the film follows 36 hours in the lives of people from all walks of life in Los Angeles, all different races, all different situations. Cops, the district attorney, carjackers, a locksmith, a director, an immigrant shop owner... all "crashing" into someone else during the course of the film. Watching some characters suffer, while others redeem, and watching their stories unfold and entwine, each one somehow connected to another, is amazing. "Crash" is well-written, well-acted and completely thought-provoking. Everyone should see this film.
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (5/7/05)
- The Da Vinci Code - First things first: I have not read the book yet. Yes, I realize I'm probably one of the few people on the planet who can say that. I'd also heard the film was getting bad reviews, which really upset me because Ron Howard rarely makes bad movies, expecially when he's got someone of Tom Hanks' caliber in the starring role. So I went into this "event movie" hoping for the best, but expecting the worst. I'm happy to say I really enjoyed this film... good acting from Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Paul Bettany and Sir Ian McKellan, lots of suspense, good pace (even though it was 2 1/2 hours long) and an intriging story. It made me want to go read the book now... even though Ms. Kat says "the writing is just bad, bad, bad." Luckily for Ron Howard, this film is not.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (5/19/06)
- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story - From Guest Reviewer, The Ever Pissy Joe - Walk up to almost any random stranger on the street and say the word "balls" to them and it will immediately conjure up visions of elegantly dressed couples waltzing to Saint-Saens under a giant crystal chandelier enblazened with hundreds of flickering candles whose incandescence throws the shadows themselves into dance. Which is what makes it so brilliant when the creators of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story manage to take a familiar, everyday word and give it what the French call, loosely translated, a "double meaning." I won't spoil it for you but once you figure it out, it's like The Sixth Sense where you'll think back to all the times the word "balls" is used and apply the risque alternate meaning to find it was a lot less innocent and that much funnier.
But really, if I can be serious for just a second. ... Balls. LOL ROFLMAO J/K!!!
Okay, NOW I'm being serious. This movie is really damn funny, if it's your thing, which it is. My thing. So, I thought it was really damn funny. Though somebody told me last night it didn't look funny to them. I don't know if that's a result of poor upbringing or exhaustion or what, but the trailer is entirely representative of the movie, so if you don't like that, don't bother.
But Jason Bateman is so good as sportscaster Pepper on ESPN 8 "The Ocho" that between this and Arrested Development (Sunday nights on Fox) he has put me in the awkward position of knowing that while I'm not gay, if I were, I would want it to be with him.
The only thing that detracted from the movie for me was a few early-on bits where Vince Vaughn is forced to play up the "we can do it" bravado without a hint of irony. But once that's done, it's all balls out, balls to the wall, balls-emic... balls. And it's nice to see Ben Stiller -- who I love -- use his other character, who's not the well-meaning nice guy that everything constantly goes improbably wrong for, but the buff bully with the inflatable codpiece. Oh, I'm sorry, did I fail to mention the codpiece before? Yeah, that could have saved us both a lot of time 'coz you're probably buying tickets online right now.
It's slapstick. It's one-liners. Things that can so easily be done horribly wrong are done so horribly right here that the writers probably surprised even themselves. Don't believe me? Screw you! Here, maybe you'll believe the internet. The internet does not lie.
Joe's Rating: 8.5/10 balls
- Elizabethtown - How much do I love Cameron Crowe movies? So much that I went to the AMC in Burbank (blech!) with all the annoying, obnoxious teenagers (quadruple blech!) to see it two days early. And it was worth it... especially in the stressed-out, not happy state of mind I've been in lately. The film is described as "a love letter to the resilience of the life force" and follows Drew (Orlando Bloom, trying an American accent) through two of the lowest lows a person could possibly experience: getting fired after developing a product that loses his shoe company close to $1 billion dollars; and then losing his dad unexpectedly. On his way back to Kentucky to make funeral arrangements, he meets Claire (Kirsten Dunst), a super-friendly flight attendant who ends up being just the medicine he needs. Claire knows how to find happiness in the simpliest things and her mantra is infectious. This movie will make you laugh and cry. It will make your heart smile. And it will make you want to take a solo road trip cross-country with some really great music to guide you.
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (10/12/05)
- Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind - I REALLY liked this movie! I normally HATE Jim Carrey movies, but this is ALSO a Charlie Kaufman movie, and his scripts are totally intriguing. This one keeps you on your toes as you're traveling through time, reliving Joel's (Jim Carrey) memories of ex-girlfriend Clementine (Kate Winslet) as they are erased from his mind. It's quirky, but really a love story at its core, and I love sappy love stories. (I actually teared up as the last memory went "poof" from Joel's mind.) Kate's Clementine is totally quirky, giving life to the otherwise dour environment in the film. And it's great to see her play someone so chatty and unique. And Jim Carrey did not annoy me, so that's progress.
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (3/20/04)
- Fahrenheit 9/11 - I don't often get political, but I'm so pissed off right now I might actually get off my butt and voluteer this year. This is a film every American voter needs to see before November 2nd. (Go here if you're not registered.) It utterly upset and disgusted me.
I can't believe that through connections and loopholes, an idiot like George W. Bush became President of our once great country. In this film, Michael Moore clearly shows not only how he became President (thanks to his brother Jeb and a Supreme Court, mostly appointed by his father and Ronnie) but how his family is TIED to the Bin Ladin family via their oil holdings and other businesses.
It once again points out how the American media is helping the government brainwash the American public, through a constant barrage of fear and violence (see "Bowling for Columbine" for more on that), into supporting a war against a country (that would be Iraq) that had very little, if anything, to do with the terror attacks on 9/11. We would be bombing Saudi Arabia (home of the Bin Ladins and Al Qaeda and the majority of the 9/11 hijackers) if that's what we were avenging. But nooooooooo... Saudi Arabia has OIL. And the royal family there hobnobs with George Sr., and has funded almost every business Jr. ran into the ground before doing the same to our federal government. We can't go after Saudi Arabia... the Bush and Cheney families might lose some of their millions. So George and Dick, who were planning to go after Iraq long before 9/11, used that horrible day to manipulate the public into believing that Iraq was the real enemy in the war on terror. Yeah, the dead Iraqi children on the side of the road (seen in footage Moore shows here, but no American news outlet would never air) are clearly dangerous!
To see and hear from soldiers who have or are serving in Iraq, or to hear a mother read a letter from her now-dead son, all questioning why we invaded Iraq, is heartbreaking. To know that all those families are being torn apart in the name of freedom, when in reality they are suffering for money-grubbing American corporations and oil-mongers, is disgusting. I sat through this film with my mouth open, shaking my head, and crying. It made me truly ashamed of our country and our "leader" -- a "leader" who didn't have the brains to excuse himself from a classroom of 8-year-olds when he learned our country was under attack and 3,000 Americans had just been murdered. You MUST see this film!
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (7/13/04)
- The Family Stone - This is one of those movies with the deceptive trailer.... you walk in thinking you're going to see a holiday family comedy about a loving family who doesn't like their son's/brother's fianceé. But what you're really walking into is a dysfunctional family drama with comedic moments that leaves you balling at the end. Have you seen "Stepmom"? Well, this movie has more in common with it than the snow-covered Northeastern home with a cool porch and Land Rovers. Where "Stepmom" leaves the inevitable sadness to the imagination, "The Family Stone" can't stop itself. It had a great stopping point, about 10 minutes before the actual end, that would have been bittersweet enough and let you know what happens to all the characters without spelling it out. But no, we have to journey a year into the future to see what happens to everyone, and start crying over their loss. Ugh. SO NOT NECESSARY!!! The ending aside, I have to say that the ensemble cast -- led by Sarah Jessica Parker (the disliked fianceé), Diane Keaton (the mom of the dysfunctional brood), and Rachel McAdams (loudest sibling/chief torementor of said fianceé) -- is great. But extra kudos go to Luke Wilson (LOVE the Wilson brothers!). His portrayal of stoned middle brother Ben is the only thing that saves this film from being 100% super-depressing.
Kurlz.com Rating: Wait for it on cable (12/26/05)
- Fantastic Four -
I never read the Fantastic Four comics or saw the cartoon (now airing as part of the Jetix block on ABC Family and Toon Disney). So I really had no idea what this movie would be about... other than four superheroes created by some chemical malfunction, one of whom is Michael Chiklis in a big rockman suit.
Well, it turns out that it wasn't a chemical malfunction that makes the foursome so fantastic, but some freak space storm. And having no expectations going in was good because this isn't the best movie ever. (It's definitely no Batman Begins!) However, I didn't feel completely ripped off when I walked out either. It's fun. It has some cool special effects. And surprisingly, that big rockman suit actually works in its cinematic surroundings. On the downside, the acting's not the greatest and the story kinda wraps up quick -- I was expecting more to happen after the intitial "teamwork triumphs over evil" bit... but it looks like they're saving that in the event of a sequel.
Kurlz.com Rating: Wait for it on cable (7/8/05)
- Fever Pitch - If you want to have a fun, happy, feel-good movie-going experience, go see "Fever Pitch." This movie will make you laugh out loud, giggle, smile and cheer... which should come as no surprise considering it stars Jimmy Fallon, Drew Barrymore and the World Champion Boston Red Sox. Jimmy stars as Ben, a sweet schoolteacher that all the kids love. Drew stars as Lindsey, a workaholic on the career upswing. They meet, fall in love and all is good... until spring training rolls around. Lindsey's friends kept telling her there had to be a reason Ben was still on the market, and the Red Sox are it! A fan since his uncle took his to his first game as a kid (the kid playing little Ben is sooooo cute in the most awkward way!), Ben inherited his uncle's season seats and is a Red Sox fan to his core: his apartment is decorated in Bosox paraphenalia; the day his box of season tickets arrives is a holy day, complete with a box opening ceremony; he holds an all-day meeting with his four pals to determine who gets to sit with him at what game; he travels to Florida to scout the players each year... all of which Lindsey just doesn't get. Will their love survive the season? Go see it and find out!
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (4/20/05)
- Finding Neverland - "Peter Pan" has always been one of my favorite animated movies. But after seeing this film -- inspired by the story of James Barrie's creative journey in writing the children's classic -- I now see the story in a whole new light. This film is a magical, yet heartwrenching story of love lost and found, of family, friendship and the creative soul. And like so many of the other characters he's brought to life, the role of James could not have been inhabited by anyone other than the amazing Johnny Depp. Only he could so brilliantly make you feel both his loneliness and pain as a husband in a loveless marriage in one scene, and then his joy and creativity as a big kid playing pirates and Indians in another. Kate Winslet, as Sylvia, the widowed mother of the four young boys Barrie befriends, and the actors who play her cute young sons are also amazing and give the film its heart. The final scenes of the movie will break your heart, but in a happy tears kind of way, as you learn the true meaning of "Neverland."
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (10/30/04)
- Good Night, and Good Luck - Written and directed by George Clooney, this drama tells the true story of how CBS newsman Edward R. Murrow (played by David Strathairn) took on Senator Joseph McCarthy (played by himself via old newsreel footage) and the House Un-American Activities Committee during the 1950s communist witch hunts. Shot entirely in black and white, and with a fabulous soundtrack of classic standards (which when combined, immediately take you back in time), Good Night, and Good Luck is a fascinating story with fabulous acting all around. Some people might find it a little slow. But as a journalism major, the newsroom and broadcast scenes made me miss the good old days before the internet sucked the life out of me.
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (10/9/05)
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - Something Wicked This Way Comes... Whoo-hoo! This third Harry Potter book is the story that sends this awesome series soaring -- definitely my favorite of the "short" (meaning less than 600-pages) books. The kids -- Harry, Ron and Hermione, for those of you out-of-the-know -- are growing up, hitting their teens, and this movie, directed by Alfonso Cuarón, is grown up too. With the introduction of the Dementors (the guards of Azkaban Prison, who will literally suck the life out of you), this installment is definitely scarier than the two previous films. It's also less clunky, because it doesn't follow the book exactly the way the first two films did. If you haven't jumped on the Potter bandwagon yet, now's the time! This film introduces Sirius Black, Madame Trelawney, Professor Lupin, and the aforementioned Dementors... all characters who will play important roles in Harry's journey toward Wizardom in at least the next two novels/films. What happens after that is still locked in J.K. Rowling's brain.....
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (6/19/04)
- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Harry's adventures in wizardry just keep getting better as they go along! This fourth edition brings to life the Tri-Wizard Tournament with amazing effects and, in the end, the first death of a cared-about character in Potter-ville (the first of now three, for those who are up-to-date on their reading). The terrific trio of Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint return as Harry, Hermione and Ron, all now well into their teens and puberty. This is the film/book where hints of Ron and Hermoine's more-than-friendship feelings arise. It's also the book where Hermione waged a campaign to help save the house elves. Unfortunately, since this is also the first of the "big" books (500+ pages), some of the sub-plots had to get cut from the film, and the poor house elves were it. I mean, they couldn't cut out Voldemort's return to physical form, could they? Nope. Now the fun begins... can't wait for "The Order of the Phoenix" on the big screen, coming Summer 2007.
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (12/4/05)
- Hidalgo - Okay, so I FINALLY saw this at the employee screening Saturday the 28th, in the cush Television Academy theatre across the street from work. It was good -- no Lord of the Rings -- but good. Lots of action, a little bit of love story, and great double takes from the horse. Oh, and Viggo was really good too ;)
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (3/27/04)
- Hotel Rwanda - I'd heard that this was an amazing movie. It is on a ton of Top 10 lists, and the amazing Don Cheadle finally received an Oscar® nom for his portrayal of real-life hero Paul Rusesabagina, a hotel manager who saved more than 1,200 Tutsis refugees during their struggle against the Hutu militia in Rwanda in the early '90s. But, being someone who avoids the nightly news because it depresses me, I was not eager to go see this film. However, I'm glad I did.
It's sad and scary and makes you wonder how people can be so completely void of humanity and susceptible to mob-mentality. But it also celebrates the human spirit and the good that does exist in the good people of this world, people like Paul Rusesabagina, who will risk everything to help the helpless. Like "Schindler's List," this is not a pleasant film to watch. But it is a film that everyone should see.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (2/6/05)
- The Ice Harvest - I have to go see all John Cusack movies. It's expected of me. So off I went, even though I hate Billy Bob Thornton, to see this flick, described as "the funniest movie since 'Bad Santa.'" Well, I've still yet to see all of "Bad Santa," but I don't really think this movie is funnier than that... unless you're the type to laugh through each full hour of "The Sopranos." It's a really dark black comedy, set at Christmas, with a bunch of characters you really don't care anything about, none of whom end up very happy at the end. John, please go do that "Grosse Point Blank" sequel now... you need to redeem yourself.
Kurlz.com Rating: Don't waste your time (12/8/05)
- The Incredibles - PIXAR has done it again! (And sadly, they'll only do it one more time for my poor pathetic piles of Disney stock - Cars, in theaters June 2006. But let's not dwell on that here...) "The Incredibles" is a little more grown-up than past PIXAR pictures and that's a good thing, because now there are even more things for big kids (aka adults) to laugh at. The film focuses on a world where superheroes are no longer allowed to be super, thanks to lawsuits and super-litigation that have forced most of them into the witness protection program. Bob Parr (aka Mr. Incredible) and his wife Helen (the former Elastigirl) are living a somewhat quiet life in the suburbs with their three kids, Violet (who can turn invisible and create protective shields around herself), Dash (who's super-speedy) and Jack Jack (the baby, who's powers are yet to be discovered). But Bob longs for the old days, and when he gets a secret message requesting his super-services, he sneaks off with his supersuit and eventually needs to be rescued by his family, who make quite the super-team.
As with everything PIXAR does, the animation and effects are top-notch, but the most care and creativity go to the story. It's packed with comedy, action, drama, suspense and lots of heart. Go see this film - it's really Incredible! (and I'm not just saying that to help my stock ;)
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (11/8/04)
- In Her Shoes - I've been trying to get around to getting past page 82 of this book (by Jennifer Weiner) for about a month now. (It's a good read, but then work and a pile of magazines and the new Fall TV season got in the way... so sue me!) But now that I've seen the movie, I'll definitely be making time to finish it. The book/film is a story of the relationship between two sisters -- one beautiful and irresponsible, the other dowdy and responsible to a fault -- that is both heartwarming and heartbreaking, and speaks to the true bond between sisters. Sometimes you love each other, sometimes you hate each other, but you'll always do anything for the other when she really needs you. Cameron Diaz is perfect as the annoying partygirl Maggie, who needs to grow up. Toni Collette gives a great performance as Rose, the sister coming out of her shell on the way to true happiness. (She's quite inspiring... maybe I should become a dog-walker instead of a Starbucks manager ;) And Shirley MacLaine plays the grandma the girls didn't know they had. Yes, this is a total chick-flick, but at its core it's a story about those family bonds that can't be broken. Take tissues...
Kurlz.com Rating: Wait for it on cable (10/9/05)
- Jersey Girl - I'm a sucker for sappy romantic movies, especially those starring cute guys like Ben Affleck (I own Bounce on DVD... I'm not ashamed!). So it's no surprise that I LOVED this movie! It was funny and quirky and cute and even made me tear up a little... twice. Ben plays Ollie, George Carlin is his grumpy dad, Liv Tyler is Mya, who works at the video store, and Raquel Castro is Gertie, the spawn of Ben and Jen (who dies 10 minutes in). All are great in their roles... you can tell there was a real chemistry among the cast.
There are also some fun cameos! Two of these aren't that big of a surprise -- any Kevin Smith fan would practically expect these two guys to show up, however briefly. But the third one is an audible surprise (at least in my theater) that totally brings the conflict in Ollie's life full circle. Early in the movie, this person is, through no fault of his own, at the center of the demise of the life Ollie thinks he wants. Later in the movie, this surprise guest appears and shows Ollie how good he really has it, even if Ollie doesn't realize it until right that second. You'll leave the theater smiling... I promise :) Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (3/31/04)
- King Kong - Wow! This movie is pretty amazing.. a little long, but what do you expect from Director Peter Jackson (from LOTR directing fame). The film stars Jack Black as greedy movie producer Carl Denham, Adrien Brody as his screenwriter Jack Driscoll, and Naomi Watts as their unknown starlet Ann Darrow. The trio, with movie crew, set sail in search of an uncharted island said to hold mysteries beyond belief. And it certainly lives up to that hype. In addition to the scary natives who kidnap Ann in order to sacrifice her, there is a giant ape named Kong (whom they want to sacrifice her to), plus a bunch of rejects from Jurassic Park -- a herd of brontosauruses, a bunch of hungry velociraptors, and a trio of T-Rex's who all want Ann for a snack -- all brought to life by the same amazing effects artists at Weta Workshop who created the magical world of Middle Earth. As the old movies go, Kong falls in love with Ann, who sees a side of the big ape no one else does. And in the end, well.. you know what happens on top of the Empire State Building. "Twas beauty that killed the beast..." And while I actually blame Carl Denham for bringing the big ape to New York in the first place, it's sad no matter whose fault it is. So sad.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (12/15/05)
- The Longest Yard - Saw this remake of the Burt Reynolds "classic" (I quote that 'cause I never saw it. Yes, NOPAL, I live in a hole.) at a preview screening with an audience of half-normal people and half-critics who had just run over from Westwood from the Star Wars Episode III screening. The theatre was packed and when it was all over, it felt like everyone had enjoyed themselves. Being as the flick stars Adam Sandler and Chris Rock (+ Burt Reynolds), there were a lot of laugh-out-loud moments. It was also kinda violent, which I wasn't expecting. But I guess that's what you get when you mix Con Air with The Replacements.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (5/12/05)
- Mean Girls
I was sooo looking forward to this movie. It's written by SNL's Tina Fey, who rocks. And it has Lacey Chabert, who I interviewed when she was little Claudia on "Party of Five" (Season 1 is available on DVD now, fyi). And I'd just seen 13 Going on 30, which I loved, twice. So I figured this would be another fun teen movie that old people like myself can enjoy ;) Even Ebert liked it! So I went in with high expectations. Mistake. It's not that "Mean Girls" isn't a good movie. I liked it. It had great dialogue and very accurately depicted high school clique-ville. It just didn't have the heart of "13.." It was kinda mean... thus the title, I suppose. But it felt like they were capable of going further into teen bitchland -- a'la "Heathers" -- but held back, which felt odd too.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (5/3/04)
- Meet The Fockers - We all know how I feel about Ben Stiller. But this movie is redeemed by Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand who play his hilarious parents. Seeing Dustin's lovey, in-touch-with-his-feelings character interacting with Robert DiNiro's stuffy, suspicious CIA agent character is worth the price of admission all by itself. But there are also lots of laugh-out-loud moments AND a cameo by Owen Wilson, who I now require seeing if I must also sit through more than 10 minutes of Stiller.
Kurlz.com Rating: Wait for it on cable (1/1/05)
- Million Dollar Baby - I was scared to see this movie, because La Lizzz had warned that it's not a Rocky rip-off with a happy ending -- it's two very different, distinct movies in one. And she's totally right. But it's very worth seeing, as long as you heed the warning and don't get cold-cocked halfway through (which, now that I type that, might just make perfect sense, since it's a boxing movie.... anyway). The film stars Clint Eastwood as a gym owner/trainer/retired "cut man" (the guy who stitches up boxers in the ring so they stop bleeding and can keep fighting) named Frankie Dunn, and Morgan Freeman as his friend/live-in gym manager, Scrap, who is also an ex-boxer. Hilary Swank is Maggie, a female boxer who comes to the gym in hopes that Frankie will train her.
The acting in this film is superb (pleeeease let Morgan Freeman finally win the Oscar® he sooooooo deserves for this!). And the story is both exhilarating and heart-wrenching, while extremely thought-provoking at the same time. This is definitely worth seeing!
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (1/22/05)
- Mission: Impossible III -
Okay, again, like last summer, I went to see a Tom Cruise moving feeling torn about it cuz he's so annoying and I really don't want to help his head get any bigger than it already is by contributing to his opening weekend box office total. However, this movie was also directed by JJ Abrams... you know, the guy who created all my favorite TV shows like "Felicity," Alias, What About Brian, and this other freaky little show you may have heard of called Lost. I love JJ. So that's why I went to see this. It had absolutely nothing to do with the crazy Scientologist.
OK, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, I can safely say that this movie was AWESOME! It is the great start to what will hopefully be an amazing summer movie season! To quote Diana, as she came bouncing down the stairs out the back of the Dome at The Arclight, "It was like a 2-hour episode of Alias! They even have their own Marshall!" (For non-Alias fans, Marshall = the geeky, super-brilliant tech nerd who can decrypt anything, find anyone anywhere by repositioning a satellite, and creates really cool spy-toys. They also have little bombs implanted in people's heads just like the "Alias" episode two weeks ago when the evil people almost killed Sydney's best friend Will the exact same way... but I digress.)
Unlike the first "Mission: Impossible" movie, this one has a storyline you understand. Like the second "Mission: Impossible" movie, it also has some really cool action sequences. And like both, it also has Tom Cruise (Ethan Hunt) and Ving Rhames (Luther Strickell), plus a new cast of assistant IMF spies, including Jonathan Rhys Meyers (the cute coach from "Bend It Like Beckham"). And, as the topper, it has Philip Seymour Hoffman as ubër villian Owen Davian. From the very first scene of the movie, you know he's super-bad and you love him for it! Owen is after something called the "Rabbit's Foot." When Ethan Hunt steals the briefcase with the key to it, Davian kidnaps Ethan's new wife and gives Ethan 48 hours to find the "Rabbit's Foot" and trade it for his wife. I could make yet another "Alias" comparison about that, but I won't. Just realize there's not much that's original in this film. However, I highly doubt anyone going to see the third film in a franchise based on a TV series is really expecting originality. So go enjoy all the stunts and explosions and don't forget the caramel popcorn!
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (5/5/06)
- Monster-in-Law -
This movie is pretty much your average cute comedy -- like "The Wedding Planner" or "Maid in Manhattan" or any other J-ho comedy -- that does okay box office and then ends up being played on cable over and over and over again. J-ho plays "Charlie," a temp who has a million odd jobs and can't seem to find Mr. Right... till one of the dogs she's walking bites him! "Mr. Right" is a doctor played by Alias hottie Michael Vartan and he'd be totally perfect if it weren't for his crazy mother (played by Jane Fonda), who was fired from her longtime talk show (think of Regis getting the boot) and had just been released from the mental hospital she was sent to following her live, on-air reaction to the firing. Jane thinks no one is good enough for her son, especially this "temp," and sets out to drive Charlie away. Jane and J-ho have a pretty good comedic rapport and Vaughn... I mean Michael Vartan, is perfect as the hottie boyfriend/devoted son. But Wanda Sykes, who I normally can't stand, actually has the funniest lines/looks in the flick. She'll crack you up when you're watching this movie on Starz over and over and over again in six months.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (5/30/05)
- Munich - This dramatization of "what happened next" in 1972 after 11 Israeli atheletes were murdered at the Olympics is another movie that people should see, just to open your eyes to what happens inside secret organizations around this world we live in. The performances were very good and it's a Steven Spielberg film, so you know the quality is there. You really want Avner (Eric Bana) and his team to succeed in their mission. You are on the edge of your seat more than once. (The scene with the little girl running back into the apartment just before her father is about to be blown to bits is worthy of a "24"-finale!) But honestly, I found the movie to be a bit long and too violent for my taste, which isn't necessarily a criticism... the real-life events were tragic and horrible and Steven Speilberg is not going to sugarcoat them, nor should he. I just won't be re-watching this on cable a million times.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (2/20/06)
- Must Love Dogs - My biggest complaint about this movie? After watching it I have learned that John Cusack was a mere 0.5 miles away from my house AND right in front of, behind, and down the block from my office for what was probably multiple nights of filming AND NO ONE TOLD ME!!!!!! HELLO PEOPLE! No ONE I know spotted him and alerted me?!?! What's up with THAT?!?!? Have you people completely missed the Wall-O-Cusack hanging in my cube????
Okay, I digress. Other than the SHOCK of seeing one of my favorite guys named John standing in the alley I walk past for lunch sometimes, and driving around the corner in front of the Starbucks I go to EVERY day, and then walking out of the Rite Aid that I shop in that is a mere THREE TINY BLOCKS from my house, this movie was very enjoyable. A little contrived and predictable, but what romantic comedy isn't these days?
The movie focuses on Sarah (Diane Lane), a recently divorced preschool teacher whose sister puts her profile up on an online dating site. Low and behold, there is also a recently divorced guy named Jake (John Cusack), whose best friend answers Sarah's "ad" on Jake's behalf -- without telling him -- and sets them up on a blind date in a dog park. What happens from there is the rest of the movie, which includes a scene where the couple is frantically driving around looking for an open drug store... in front of, behind, and down the block from my office, and then a mere 0.5 miles from my house. (I'm not upset about that. Really, I'm not.) Anyway, it's cute. It's enjoyable. I'll inevitably own the DVD and watch it on cable over and over and over again. It's got a great soundtrack too, so enjoy! (And if you work with me and saw John Cusack walking out of a Star Trailer on Magnolia, Lankershim or any of their surrounding side streets in the last nine months, you better run!)
Kurlz.com Rating: Wait for it on cable (7/23/05)
- Ocean's Twelve - I think I waited too long to see this movie (more than a month after it opened) and therefore, the excitement was gone. Or it could just be that Ocean's Twelve is not as good as Ocean's Eleven. It was funny. The whole heist/twist was good. There were funny cameos. Don Cheadle is a god. And how could I complain about 2+ hours of looking at George Clooney and Brad Pitt? But I think I might have to, because my main issue with this movie was that it just went on too long. They could have edited a good half hour out of it, and it would have been just right. But they didn't, so therefore I can't love this movie the way I wanted to. I'm sorry Brad. And I'm really sorry George (We'll still have our great 10 minutes in the Batman soundstage though ;)
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (1/15/05)
- The Phantom of the Opera - Okay, I LOVE this musical. It was the first Broadway production I ever saw... at the Ahmanson Theater in LA... with Benson (aka Robert Guillaume) as the Phantom... but it was still amazing and made me cry. I then saw it again a few years later with the amazing Davis Gaines as Phantom. I cried then too. I did not, however, cry during this film version. That's why it's getting an "A-" instead of an "A." The actors were all really good, the sets were amazing and the costumes were absolutely beautiful (definite Oscar® nominations for set and costume design are on the way). Oh, and Minnie Driver as the Diva Carlotta was pretty friggin' hilarious. But, as with any musical movie, all the music and singing is previously recorded and then lip-synched on the set. So you'd think the producers might want to pay close attention to things like, oh, sound editing. There were quite a few places the sound/image sync was off during the singing, but there were also some places where the regular dialogue seemed lip-synched and really badly edited in. That bugged me -- another reason for the "minus" grade. But I nonetheless highly recommend going to see this on the big screen so you can properly take in its grandeur. Oh, and for Phantom fanatics, the film offers a bit of backstory into why he's such a suffering soul, which was not mentioned on stage (at least not by Benson ;)
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (12/27/04)
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- Poseidon - I'd heard this movie wasn't as good as the original. But since I haven't seen the original, I have nothing to compare it too and can honestly say I enjoyed this flick. It's not too long (a little over an hour and a half) and is packed with action. The film begins with brief introductions to the main characters and then gets right to flipping the cruiseship over (with a freak mid-ocean tidal wave that has hereby cemented my decision to never, ever go on a cruise. EVER.) From then on it's one life-threatening scenario after another as professional gambler Dylan (Josh Lucas) decides to disobey the captain and leave the air-locked ballroom to find his own way to the surface. (Smart guy!) About six other characters (played by Kurt Russell, Richard Dreyfuss, Jacinda Barrett, Jimmy Bennett, Kevin Dillon and Freddy Rodriguez) go along with him, and along the way they rescue the daughter and future son-in-law (Emmy Rossum and Mike Vogel) of Russell's former-Mayor-of-New-York character + Mia Maestro's character Elena, a stowaway trying to get to New York to see her sick brother. The film moves quickly and there are some very intense and very sad scenes. Needless to say, not everyone survives. But to find out who does, you'll have to see the movie :P
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (5/13/06)
- Pride & Prejudice - No one thought that anyone could be a better Mr. Darcy than Colin Firth, but by the end of this movie, Matthew MacFadyen has proven everyone wrong. In this retelling of the classic Jane Austen masterpiece, he plays the snobby English Aristocrat who drives our heroine, Elizabeth Bennet (played fabulously by the lovely Keira Knightley), crazy. But by the end of the film, we're as in love with him as Lizzie is. Sigh. If you don't believe me, just wait for the scene towards the end in the morning mist. Double sigh. Awesome chick-flick with great comedy relief from Mrs. Bennet (Brenda Blethyn) that I will be buying on DVD and watching over and over and over.
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (11/05)
- Raising Helen - Kate Hudson stars as Helen, who's oldest sister and brother-in-law are killed in a car accident and name Helen (not sensible middle sister Jenny, played by Joan Cusack) as the guardian of their three kids. Cutie John Corbett is "Pastor Dan," the principal of the kids' new school in Queens. The movie is very cute.. you'll either be laughing or crying through most of it. But the best scene is from Joan Cusack (of course). Whatever you do, don't go to the bathroom when the oldest kid, Audrey, heads off to prom.... you don't want to miss Joan at her most entertainingly ballistic when Jenny busts in on Audrey and the teen punk who takes her to a motel.
Kurlz.com Rating: Wait for it on cable (5/31/04)
- Ray - Everyone has been buzzing about this movie and Jamie Foxx's performance as Ray Charles for months... and rightfully so. The film tells the story of Charles' life, from his childhood in Florida with its heartbreaking losses, to his rise to the top of the music charts and all the womanizing and heroin addictions that came with it. It's quite a story and gives amazing insight into the brains and bravery of a supposedly "handicapped" person. Foxx is amazing as Ray, totally and completely immersing himself in the role -- he even had prosthetics placed over his eyes for the entire film shoot so he could truly understand what it was like to be blind. There's no sign of the comedian from "In Living Color" here. (Although that other "In Living Color" guy, Damon Wayans, WAS sitting in the row behind me at the Arclight's 10:20pm showing!) Foxx will be nominated as Best Actor at this year's Oscars. And if he doesn't win, it's just because Johnny Depp has been at this longer.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (10/29/04)
- Rent - It took almost 10 years for the movie version of this Tony® Award-winning Broadway musical to get made, just in time to cast most of the awesome original Broadway cast, which I was lucky enough to see ON Broadway back in February of 1997. "Rent" was the second musical I actually saw on Broadway (after "Chicago) and the music and story left me in tears for most of the second act. The story of this family of friends, all artistic, all struggling -- whether against poverty, prejudice or AIDS -- was so touching and emotional. Everytime I hear "Seasons of Love," I sigh, remembering what it was like to see the cast singing that live on stage. This film does a fairly good job of getting across all that emotion, but it just can't compare to seeing the show live. However, for those not lucky enough to see this cast on Broadway, you need to see the film. This cast is "Rent."
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (11/25/05)
- Saved! - First off, for those that might be turned off by a dark comedy making fun of kids at a Christian high school, let me start off by saying that "Saved!" is not really making fun of their religion. It's making fun of the "holier-than-thou" attitude most of the kids exude.
School social queen Hilary Faye (Mandy Moore), the leader of the "Christian Jewels", believes it is her duty to "save" every soul she encounters, including that of rebel Cassandra (played by Susan Sarandon's daughter Eva Amurri), the only Jewish kid at school, who falls for Hilary Faye's cynical, "differently-abled" brother Roland (Macaulay Culkin). The other main character in the film is Mary (Jena Malone) who, when almost drowning, believes she gets a message from Jesus telling her to help her gay boyfriend. So she sleeps with him and ends up pregnant. Suddenly Mary starts to question all her beliefs (thank god!) and bands together with Cassandra, Roland and the principal's skater son Patrick (played by Patrick Fugit of "Almost Famous" fame) on the outside of "Holier-than-thou-ville" as Hilary Faye holds "interventions" and prayer groups to try and bring them back from the dark side.
This movie cracked me up! It's very smart, well-written and has a great cast. And the true "message" of the movie -- tolerance -- couldn't be more needed in today's world where people are still dying daily to try and prove that their religion is the only right one.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (5/29/04)
- Secret Window - Ahhh, Johnny Depp. What could possibly be wrong with this movie? Well, you know how there are some movie twists, like in The Sixth Sense, that give you chills and make you go "Oh my god! That's brilliant"?? This isn't quite one of those movies, but I also didn't see its twist coming, so it gets points for that. Johnny once again creates a character so wonderfully quirky you can't imagine another actor in the role, and the film wouldn't have been half as good without him.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (3/13/04)
- Spider-Man 2 - I'm not sure why this happens, but every time I see a "Spider-Man" flick for the first time, it seems really long. It's not that they're bad movies (both were highly enjoyable and this, the sequel, was probably even better than the first). But for some odd reason, halfway through, I end up wondering if we've hit the 3-hour mark yet, when in reality they're only like 2 hours long total.
I think it might have to do with the lack of web-slinging that occurs in the middle of each. The 01:00-01:20 mark is usually when Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) has his identity crisis and tries to shed his Spidey-skin. Then the baddie goes after Aunt Mae or Mary Jane (Kirsten Dunst) and Spidey must swing into action, thus ending my boredom.
The sequel finds Peter broke... his unpredictable job as hero constantly getting in the way of steady, paying employment. He has pushed MJ away to keep her safe, but watches her from afar, as she's now a model and actress in NYC. He's still friends with Harry (James Franco), who's taken over as CEO of Oscorp, now that his father (you know, the Green Goblin) is dead at the hands of Spider-Man. And the baddie this time is "Doc Ock" (Alfred Molina), a formerly good scientist who is turned into an eight-armed villain when his fusion experiment (funded by Oscorp) goes terribly wrong.
For a summer blockbuster, "Spider-Man 2" actually has a much better story, and more heart, than most. But it also has better action! Whether Doc Ock is pounding up the side of a building, or Spidey is standing at the front of a packed, runaway metro train, trying to stop it before it reaches the end of the tracks, the effects and intensity are top-notch. And nothing beats the shots of Spider-Man swinging through the city -- the camera angles make you feel like you're right there with him. Even the opening credits (done comic book-style, of course) were good, reminding the audience of all the important plot points from the first movie. If you must see one movie based on a comic book this summer, make it "Spider-Man 2" ('cause "Catwoman" looks like it's gonna suck!).
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (7/10/04)
- Starsky & Hutch - I needed a laugh after the whole car violation, so I headed off the Galleria with Austin to wait in the Saturday night line for this. I learned two things while watching it: 1) Ben Stiller really annoys me and 2) I really like Owen Wilson. So their personalities canceled each other out, and made this an overall pretty funny movie. They didn't take themselves seriously and played up all the stupid stuff for laughs, like all the good TV remake movies ("George of the Jungle", "The Brady Bunch") do. And the supporting cast (Snoop Dogg, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn) was hilarious! I especially loved the jail visiting scene where Will's character makes Hutch (Owen) "perform" for him in exchange for info. And be sure to stick around for outtakes during the credits!
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (3/6/04)
- Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith - Aww, the last of the Star Wars movies. Somehow, I expected to be more excited than I was when I saw this. I remember how excited I was to see the first Star Wars (that'd be Episode IV) back in the late '70s. My mom wouldn't let me see it when it was first released 'cause she thought I'd be scared of all the monsters in the "creature cantina" -- ha! When I finally got to see it two years later, when it was re-released before "The Empire Strikes Back" (Episode V) came out, I remember running to the backyard after my dad and I got home from the theater and bragging to her about how totally cool it was! Ah, to be 8 years old and easily blown away by cheesey special effects again....
This movie IS the best of the prequel trilogy. I just don't have an emotional connection to any of the new characters the way I do the old. The special effects were awesome. The action scenes were cool. Yoda once again goes all kung-fuey with his light saber. But WHY was Chewy only in like two scenes? And WHY were C-3PO and R2-D2 seperated so much... they're a comedy duo! And WHY, WHY, WHY, did it take soooooooo loooooooooong to get to the good stuff? SPOILER ALERT! We all know Anakin is going to turn into Darth Vader. And most of us love Darth Vader, in the way you love good villains. So why did this film take so much time showing how conflicted he was about going to the Dark Side? I mean, I know that showing Anakin's journey to the Dark Side was the whole point of the prequels, but quite honestly, I already sat through two movies of him trying to become a Jedi and getting continually put in his place by the Jedi Masters above him. So by the time I walked into Episode III, I just wanted the payoff -- not more of how unappreciated Anakin feels. And, as for the defining reason why he turns, one scene between him and Palpatine/Evil Emperor saying that he must use the Dark Side of the Force to save his love Padmé would have been enough to get that point across. We already know he loves her... wasn't that what 99.9999% of Episode II was about?
I spent the first 2/3 of this movie going, okay... when's he turning into Darth and when are Luke and Leia being born?? That's all I wanted out of this movie... to have all the loose ends tied up so I could go watch the original trilogy, the one I LOVE, and know how all the pieces fit together before the end of Empire when Darth says "Luke, I am your father." And I DID get that... it just didn't happen till almost the end. I say cut about 30 minutes out of the beginning of this film for the "Special Edition" and it'll be just perfect!
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (5/29/05)
- Syriana - Starring George Clooney and Matt Damon, this political thriller is a must-see. Dealing with the inner-workings of the CIA and corporate back-room deals for oil, it's quite disturbing (especially the scene where George's Bob Barnes character is tortured -- and during which George seriously injured his spinal column for real) and heartbreaking (the storyline with Matt Damon and Amanda Peet), but another one of those films, like Hotel Rwanda, that everyone should see once. Its script, while sometimes confusing (just like the real situation, I suppose) is well written and the performances are all amazing. (I hope George wins the Oscar for this so I can say I interviewed an Academy Award® Winner :)
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (1/16/06)
- The Terminal -
This is a Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg movie, so there's no way it could be bad. Tom plays Viktor Navorski, a tourist who lands in New York City just as his country is overthrown, making his passport invalid, which means he's not allowed to enter the country. So, he ends up living in the airport... for like nine months! The movie is actually pretty fascinating. Throughout Viktor's time in the airport, we see him figure out new and interesting ways to get money for food, find places to sleep and make new friends with the various characters also inhabiting the terminal. We also learn why he came to America, and why it's so important that he fulfill his quest. This is a sweet, feel-good movie -- I became totally immersed in Viktor's life inside the terminal and was actually sad to see him leave.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (6/18/04)
- 13 Going On 30 - Okay, I saw this movie twice .. once on opening night at the Arclight and then again as part of Girl's Night Out, also at the Arclight. Gotta say, LOVED it!
Thirteen-year-old Jenna Rink is kinda geeky but longs to be popular (and loved by Rick Springfield -- who doesn't?). She also has a chubby neighbor friend named Matt, who tends to embarass her around the cool "Six Chicks" group she longs to be a part of. After the "Six Chicks" bail on her 13th birthday party, taking the cute boys with them, Jenna makes a wish to be "30, flirty and thriving", gets hit with magical wishing dust, and wakes up in Jennifer Garner's body in a fabulous New York City apartment.
Jennifer Garner is hilarious as she, in the mind of a 13-year-old, deals with her hockey player boyfriend, has to go to work, and discovers grown-up Jenna's closet (and credit cards!). Freaked out, she searches for Matt (played as a grown up by Mark Ruffalo), and must deal with the results of acting nasty for the years she doesn't remember. Humor and sweetness abound, but anyone who grew up in the '80s will really love the music and the fashion flashbacks. Purple acid-washed jean jacket, anyone?
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (4/23/04)
- Troy - I've been waiting for this movie ever since I saw Brad Pitt in his greek garb in US Weekly a year ago. So yes, I had high expectations. And this movie met them all... it was just a tad too long, not unlike the book it's based upon (Homer's "The Iliad" for those of you who didn't go to high school. Sheesh!).
Brad Pitt is Achilles, the greatest (and hottest) Greek warrior ever. He really doesn't like the King of the Greek kings, Agamemnon, though. So he only shows up to fight when someone is sent to wake him up or he has a personal score to settle. Orlando Bloom (LOTR) and Eric Bana (The Hulk) are the two Trojan princes, Paris and Hector. Greece and Troy don't get along very well, but have come to a shaky peace resolution. That, however, lasts about five minutes because cutie Paris goes off and has an affair with Helen (King Agamemnon's sister-in-law), then stows her away on his boat headed back to Troy. Needless to say Agamemnon is not pleased. So the Greek army sets sail for Troy and what promises to be the greatest war in history -- the selling point another Greek king, Odysseus (played by LOTR's Boromir, Sean Bean), uses to talk Achilles into tagging along.
There is a lot of fighting and blood and some beautiful cinematography, making this a great summer action flick. But there's also romance, which leads us to the best thing about this movie -- the beautiful toned and tanned Brad Pitt. Think back to when you first saw him with Geena Davis in "Thelma and Louise"... do you have the visual? Okay, he looks even better in this! As Mrs. NOPAL whispered to me during the first love scene between Achilles and Breseis (the Trojan priestess captured by the Greeks, then kept safe by Achilles), "that actress (Rose Byrne) lucked out!"
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (5/15/04)
- Van Helsing - As the first official "must see" movie blockbuster of the summer season, this movie left me scared... and that's not because it's a "monster movie". It's because it wasn't that good. It started REALLY slow. Campy even, but not in a good, funny way. About halfway through the movie, the good action stuff started, but between my being a) bored from the first half of the movie and b) annoyed at the super-wiggly guy sitting next to me, it wasn't enough to make me like "Van Helsing" as much as I had anticipated I would.
Hugh Jackman was okay as the monster hunter, but I never really forgot he was Hugh Jackman like I do when he's in Wolverine-mode. Kate Beckinsdale's "Transylvanian" accent was annoying. And the CGI effects left much to be desired, especially being the LOTR fanatic that I am. (Which reminds me, David Wenham a.k.a. "Faramir" plays Van Helsing's "I'm not a monk" sidekick, Carl. Remember that, so you don't spend the whole movie going "I KNOW I know that guy from some movie I JUST saw!! Who the heck is he?".. like I did).
On the good side, I DID like the guy who played Dracula (Richard Roxburgh) -- he seemed to know he was in a campy monster movie, went with it, and it worked for him. It was about the only thing in this movie that did.
Kurlz.com Rating: Don't waste your time (5/7/04)
- Vanity Fair - I'd never read the book by William Makepeace Thackeray that this movie is based on so, I had no idea what to expect going in except for 1) a lot of period costumes (which were beautiful!) and 2) a character, Rebecca Sharp (played by Reese Witherspoon), who is apparently quite the social climber. What I encountered was a very entertaining story packed with twists and turns. Rebecca is one of the most strong and conniving female characters you'll see in a film set in 19th Century England. She uses her brains, beauty and strong will to work her way from poverty to the upper echelons of society. Things don't always go her way, but she never gives up, which was both empowering and entertaining to watch. The ending didn't go the way I'd hoped for Becky, but overall the film was enjoyable and simply beautiful to look at.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a matinee-priced ticket (9/6/04)
- The Village - Well, a month after it was released to pretty bad reviews, I finally went to see this latest "thriller" from M. Night Shyamalan. A lot of people have complained about the twist being lame, but I didn't think it was that lame. I think that Shyamalan was trying to make a statement about the dangers of the world and how no matter how hard one might try, pain is inescapable.
However, some really hoaky costumes got in the way of his statement. And the fact that I figured out the twist about a quarter of the way into the movie when the first clues were dropped (people in the village mentioning bad things that had happened in the past) kinda killed the suspense. But I actually enjoyed looking for the little clues and wondering if I had figured it out correctly.
Overall, the acting was okay. No one really stood out, which, with at least three Oscar-nominated or winning actors in the cast, you'd think they would. And with the twist figured out, the scary factor goes away. So on the Shyamalan scale, it falls below "The Sixth Sense" and "Signs" but I guess equal to "Unbreakable" (which I don't even really remember...).
Kurlz.com Rating: Wait for it on cable (8/27/04)
- Walk The Line - It took me forever to get around to seeing this film, but I'm glad I finally got around to it (on my New Year's Eve San Diego trip with the gals). Driven by incredible lead performances from Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon as Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash, this film charts Johnny's rise to music stardom and fall into the pits of despair thanks to his drug and alcohol addictions, followed by June and her family kicking his ass back to some sense of sobriety and then the start of their life together. If anyone wondered why Johnny died so quickly in 2003 after June passed away, you just need to see this movie to understand. She was his lifeblood, soulmate and savior. This is a beautiful love story packed with great performances (acting and musical) that will lift your spirits.
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (12/30/05)
- War of the Worlds - I really didn't want to go see this movie on opening weekend and give Looney-Loo Tom Cruise an extra $10 to add to his opening weekend box office total. But Lady Di mentioned it in the middle of our crappy stressed out Friday at work, so I decided why not -- it's better than sitting on the couch on the Friday night of a holiday weekend. So we went to Hollywood & Highland, had some nice fattening pasta at CPK (plus an apple martini for me), then headed to the theater all nice and relaxed.
That relaxed feeling lasted till about 15 minutes into the movie, at which point I tensed up for the next hour and 45 minutes. THIS MOVIE IS SCARY AS HELL!! I think in all the looney-loo-ness surrounding its star, I forgot this is a movie directed by Steven Spielberg, the greatest filmmaker ever. AHH! At one point, I even noticed my foot uncontrollably shaking on its own.
In case you haven't heard, War of the Worlds is the story of an alien invasion on Earth... well, sort of. Turns out, well, I won't give it away. But it's scary. They render our technology useless, they incinerate people, and they seemingly cannot be stopped. Throughout all of that destruction, Looney-Loo's character, Ray Ferrier - a deadbeat dad stuck with his teenage son Robbie (Justin Chatwin) and young daughter Rachel (Dakota Fanning) for the weekend - turns into super-survivalist, doing whatever is necessary to not let his kids down again, in this one last ultimate chance.
It's an amazing film. Great special effects, good acting, and a real heartwarming story at its core. Steven Spielberg rocks... the film was so good, Looney-Loo didn't even bug me... the way he has for the last two months... non-stop.
Kurlz.com Rating: Worth a full-price ticket (7/1/05)
- Wedding Crashers - I LOVED this movie!! I haven't laughed out loud in a movie so much in... I don't remember when. The premise: John (Owen Wilson) and Jeremy (Vince Vaughn) are divorce mediators who spend the summer crashing weddings to pick up chicks. They have it down to a science, complete with rules they quote whenever the other is in danger of breaking one, and they're very good at it. But they both meet their match (in more ways than one) when they crash what Jeremy calls "The Kentucky Derby of Weddings," the D.C. nuptials of the daughter of the Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary (Christopher Walken). John falls hard for Cleary's normal-but-taken daughter Claire (Rachel McAdams), while Jeremy ends up being stalked by the psycho daughter Gloria (Isla Fisher). Lucky for John, Jeremy's psycho invites the guys to the family's after-wedding weekend getaway. John is thrilled (he can go into "overtime" and try to snag Claire); Jeremy? Not so much.
Pairing Owen and Vince together was pure genius. Both are really funny guys and both play up what they're best known for: Owen's flirty banter and Vince's super-fast-talking schmooze. In fact, Vince is back to the schmoozy "Swingers" mode that made him a star. And he definitely gets the most laughs here, as he's abused over and over again, in many diverse and hilarious ways, throughout the film.
Kurlz.com Rating: I'll buy this on DVD (7/16/05)
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